Once there was a young lad. Let's call him Bob. Bob was an average Joe. However, let's not be confused, his name was Bobby Joe. He was occasionally called Robert by his angry mother, but we'll stick to Bob considering we're not angry or his mother. Whether or not one of us are his drunken father isn't applicable to the situation. Bobby was a diligent student, however he enjoyed doing his work in a professional, digital format. His teachers were fine with this and he usually brought his laptop and a flash drive to school. He named the flash drive Sparky, but again, that's not applicable. One day he arrived to his English class, laptop under his arm, and greeted his teacher. "Hello, Joe." The teacher responded to his "Greetings, Teacher." He was a very formal lad, as was his teacher who insisted in calling him by his middle name. After finishing his usual introductions, Bobby Joe Joe decided to take his seat. Once h...
This is a collection of general writing and thoughts by Braden Van Wagenen. He has a tendency to ramble, and "Blarg!" was an expression to which he grew overly attached in the eighth grade.